Friday, February 24, 2012

Time for the GOP to Get the Hell Out of Our Pants


Why are politicians suddenly all in our pants? I mean, really, birth control, gay sex, abstinence-only sex education.

Get the hell out of there. Government’s got no business being there and, despite GOP wrangling over all these “important” social issues, thankfully most voters are pushing back. Aren’t Republicans supposed to be against more government rules? What the hell?

Then get out of our pants. Shut up about how I should act, what my doctor should tell me, who I should like or dislike, why my gay friends are evil, why girls shouldn’t use birth control, why men should be irresponsible about birth control and why the heck a group of Catholic Bishops is anywhere near a discussion about contraception.

Bishops oppose any form of contraception. These are guys who don’t have sex, folks, and endorse a Medieval policy of unprotected sex that fully encourages the unsheathed penis to wander across the land impregnating unprotected females from sea to shining sea. Read their rules.

Let’s ignore for the time being that most Catholic women have ignored the “unprotected” edict this battle over birth control has little to do with religion and more to do with who controls a woman’s uterus. The church says they should control it . . . With all due respect, I disagree.

Get out of our pants, or I’m going to start asking if you ever had pre-marital sex, if your wife uses or has ever used birth control or if you think your daughters will follow your narrow-minded view of her health care.

You opened the door, so don’t be surprised if people get pissed you’re in their pants and slam it in your face.